The Illbrewminati Doesn’t Exist

sat18apr9:00 amsat6:00 pmThe Illbrewminati Doesn’t ExistModist Brewing Company, 505 N 3rd St, Minneapolis, MN 55401

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Don’t listen to those conspiracies. They’re simply not true. The Illbrewminati doesn’t exist, it never did exist, and it never will exist. And Illbrewminati Vol. 1 isn’t a thing. It isn’t a collaboration between us AND Barrel Theory Beer Company AND Forager Brewery. It wasn’t two separate imperial stouts aged in separate bourbon barrels. The two barrels weren’t blended together to create the initial Illbrewminati because the Illbrewminati doesn’t exist. There wasn’t a conditioning period where the blended beer sat on toasted coconut, banana, Madagascar vanilla beans & cocoa nibs.

However, if it did actually exist, which it doesn’t, it would probably be released THIS SATURDAY APRIL 18TH. And if it did exist, which it doesn’t, it would probably be available on our online store beginning SATURDAY MORNING AT 9 AM with a limit of 2 bottles per person, and be available for pick up OR delivery. But it doesn’t exist, so you shouldn’t worry about it.

There isn’t more information about this non-existent Illbrewminati at the link in the bio either.

https://modistbrewing.com/the-illbrewminati-doesnt-exist/

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April 18, 2020 9:00 am - 6:00 pm(GMT-06:00)

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