Festivus

Join us for this annual tradition to let out complaints and fight your father. Activities start at 8 pm, plus we’ll be fully stocked on everything you’ll need to get through the holidays. It’s a Festivus miracle!

AIRING OF GRIEVANCES

Get ready to let it all out! Take a minute or two to tell those you love all the ways they’ve disappointed you this past year. A panel of judges will be ready to, well, judge you—and prizes will be awarded.

Sign up before December 23 and get a complimentary beer during the event! In-person signups will be available; space may be limited.

FEATS OF STRENGTH

Rock, paper, scissors. Be ready for anything (no bodily harm, we promise)—prizes will be awarded by a panel of judges. Sign up before December 23 and get a complimentary beer during the event! In-person signups will be available; space may be limited.

FESTIVUS POLE

Because tinsel is distracting.

POLE-AROIDS

Snap a photo with the pole!

LAST MINUTE GIFTS

Fair State merch and memberships make great gifts!